had to share this one—it’s a hoot! If you got a chuckle, spread the joy—laughter is the best medicine!
First story (Christmas Eve call):
The day before Christmas Eve, a man from Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago and says, “I’m sorry to ruin your day, but your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty‑five years of misery is enough.” Shocked, the son protests, “Dad, what are you saying?”
Moments later, he’s calling his sister, who immediately jets into action. “No way you’re divorcing! Both of us are flying home tomorrow to sort this out—no lawyers, no paperwork—understood?” she demands, slamming the phone down.
The old man turns to his wife and says, “Well, just so you know—they’re both coming for Christmas, and they’ll pay for their plane tickets!”
Bonus joke (Montana Viagra):
A Montana grandma visits her doctor, worried that her husband’s libido is gone. The doctor recommends Viagra—but he says, “He won’t take pills even for a headache. So here’s what you do: slip a pill into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t taste it.”
A week later she calls, frantic: “Doctor, YOU were right! The effect was immediate—he bolted from his chair, ripped off my clothes, and we barely made it—you wouldn’t believe how intense it was!”
The doctor asks, “Why is that a problem?” She gasps, “Doctor, it was incredible—best sex in 25 years—but now I can’t show my face at the downtown Starbucks. I’m famous!”
Hope that brought a smile—if so, pass it on! 😊
